trolls
Oh, man, I can see how this will turn out.
Florida, and some rust-belt states, they'll all turn out for Hillary. Trump has no path to the electoral college win.
Thread moving fast again, I see. Try to take a few moments to interact with Milady and get 100 comments behind.
I notice I got #333. Is that half-credit?
cthulhu: ...Do I get first dibs on which drug-addled git this might be?
I thought I got a bit of a contact drunk just reading that one.
I was contemplating Ace's 2nd banning post of the week.
cthulhu: It appears that Boy, an "old fucko", got whacked.
Yeah, that was unexpected.
And yet, 25 references remain among troll-quoters. When will we learn?
Noticed that the comment numbers moved backward, like, what, some 50 or 60 comments? Maybe not that much. But somebody got clobbered, I think.
Howdy, y'all.
Don't know where the line got finally crossed today, before or after I quit reading comments, but when I gave up, I commented to Milady, felt like I was wasting my time.
Aaaand, even my reply is gone. Okay. I quit.
Good night, y'all.
Wait, did I just reply to a comment that disappeared? Did I get troll-rolled? Or did someone drop a hallucinogen in my nightcap?
RWC: We're being nice and cordial....now fuck off.
Ah, business as usual, then.
Also, depends on type.
Paid disruptive types:
A Soros of trolls.
A group of trolls = The Democratic Party?
Of course, with a functioning banhammer attending, there won't be a group.
When I come to a MUMR comment, I always like to refresh the page immediately, just to watch it disappear.
Kindltot: I begin to suspect your intent is not what you state it is.
Trollishness comes in many shapes and flavors.
Ah, the sizzlin' smell of banhammerin' in the mornin'. Almost as good as fresh coffee.
(ktigS) looks like it should be an anagram or something.
Harry Paratestes: ...I'm not sure if you're trolling or what...
I'm fairly sure.
Whoa. With all of us yelling at her, I figure FenelonSpoke got the message.
FenelonSpoke!!! Don't quoteback the trolls!
(See Guide, in link, for refresher.)
I sense static in the melody.
Trollophon
Bandersnatch: ...someone just pisses you off by his very presence. You just wish he'd go away because he lessens your blog experience. ...
joncelli: Don't quote the troll.
Quite! Dr Banhammer be sizzlin' I think, because I don't see the comments themselves, just the references.
Tourette syndrome exhibited as trolling is such a sad, terrible thing. Unconscious, uncontrollable outbursts of bizarre, inimical communications posted randomly amid civilized conversation.
Oh, look! Says here in the Stylebook, Don't quoteback the bilgewater, lest it irritate the banhammerer.
Running that through Google Translate...
If you didn't put up a morning thread, trolls wouldn't be attracted to it. It's the morning thread's fault!
*!*
Ow. Ow. Ow. Trying to think Regressive is psychically painful.
Count de Monet: ...insignificant bag of pus, lying, no good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, bloodsucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dic
New theory: troll is Ace, sleep-commenting in the active-REM time just before he wakes.
Okay, stupid theory. But had to share it or it'd be stuck in my head all day...
What? I go away for a little while and y'all let a troll in? Ace hasn't paid his Orkin bill again.
vigfx supplement: Hmm is anyone else having problems with the images on this blog loading?
Images are showing up in comments just as they always do. As does spam.
What with trolling, deletions, and repeating posts, this is like a roller coaster ride this morning. Wheee!
Urp.. I don't want a roller coaster ride in the morning.