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dark humor

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on: Ace of Spades • Mon 2015 Dec 28, 10:39pm
by: mindful webworker - is it 2016 yet?

Norman Schwarzkopf is still dead.

Abe Vigoda is still alive.

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Subjects: dark humor

on: Ace of Spades • Sun 2015 Dec 27, 7:23pm
by: mindful webworker - in the barrel

I think I've discovered the true source of velveeta.

The floor in here seems to be covered with it.

Except, it's moving.

Read all… ‖ Subjects: added on 2015 Dec 27
Subjects: dark humor

The Terrible Christmas Song

A cynical song about Santa. Short but sour.

Video added on 2015 Dec 24
Subjects: Christmas, Santa Claus, dark humor

Comments open

on: Ace of Spades • Fri 2015 Dec 18, 7:09am
by: mindful webworker - pants up, don't... aw, shoot!

Required and repeated viewing - will never get old
http://youtu.be/995Dvj7LiHI

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Subjects: attire, dark humor

on: Ace of Spades • Fri 2015 Dec 18, 6:03am
by: mindful webworker - no, really!

BREAKING NEWS: War on terrorism takes ugly turn. The light saber is real and ISIS has it. "Ideal for use on wrists, and necks," claims inventor Achmed the Light Saber Boy

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Subjects: dark humor, Star Wars, terrorism

on: Ace of Spades • Sat 2015 Dec 12, 7:38am
by: mindful webworker - brroooccooliiii

Chairman Of The Bored: What do vegetarians eat/crave when they eventually become zombies? It certainly isn't brains...

Cauliflower or other brainish-looking cruciform veggies?

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Subjects: dark humor

on: Ace of Spades • Fri 2015 Dec 11, 3:26pm
by: mindful webworker - true fax

Got my Kennedy comment in by the #90's and there were still two Kennedy references before mine.

Of course. Horde Hive-Mind FTW.

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Subjects: dark humor, John F Kennedy assassination, online communication

on: Ace of Spades • Fri 2015 Dec 11, 2:41pm
by: mindful webworker - true facks

This wasn't Kubrick's first fake-out.

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Subjects: dark humor, John F Kennedy assassination

on: Ace of Spades • Sat 2015 Aug 29, 9:58am
by: mindful webworker - points, laughs

Mormonism does contain irrational beliefs, though...
Posted by: Harry Reid

Harry Reid openly mocking Mormonism! This forum is amusing.

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Subjects: dark humor, Harry Reid

on: Ace of Spades • Tue 2015 Aug 11, 9:17am
by: mindful webworker - supertornado?

A comment too important to leave on the last thread, whence the thought arose:

Please note that SMOD and solar prominences are Constitutionally ineligible.

Read all… ‖ Subjects: added on 2015 Aug 11
Subjects: dark humor, Election 2016

on: Ace of Spades • Tue 2015 Aug 4, 8:39am
by: mindful webworker - grimace not smile

Dark humor, the only kind to be had sometimes.

Vanity plates on the Lamborghini
h/t Moonbattery

http://bit.ly/pp-lamb

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Subjects: abortion, dark humor

on: Ace of Spades • Tue 2015 Jul 7, 8:17am
by: mindful webworker - ow! thinking regressively is painful

This post is microaggressively triggering to non- and proto-citizens.

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Subjects: dark humor

on: Ace of Spades • Fri 2015 Jul 3, 8:40am
by: mindful webworker - sarah n dippity

kaviak - when I stumbled across that old Weird Universe article the other day, I never imagined I'd have use for the link so soon. But, AoSHQ, so, no real surprise.

Read all… ‖ Subjects: added on 2015 Jul 3
Subjects: dark humor, food

on: Ace of Spades • Fri 2015 Jul 3, 8:33am
by: mindful webworker - I'll just have the salad, thanks

Digging up and eating a dead dog.

They are yummy if you bury them with some cabbage for a while.
Posted by: Barky O'bama

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Subjects: dark humor, food

on: Ace of Spades • Wed 2015 Jul 1, 8:36am
by: mindful webworker - the sun'll come out tomorrow!

LDC: Teenage girl with toilet phobia dies from heart attack after going eight weeks without going poo.

No $#!+?

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Subjects: dark humor

on: Ace of Spades • Sat 2015 May 23, 8:28am
by: mindful webworker - gurgle

FenelonSpoke: "Ooooookay I didn't quite get the joke..."

That's probably to your credit! Mornin', FS.

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Subjects: dark humor

on: Ace of Spades • Sun 2015 May 17, 8:43am
by: mindful webworker - in an entirely friendly manner, of course

63 55!
Posted by: Ruth at May 17, 2015 08:39 AM (oo88B)

64 Wow crap
Posted by: Ruth at May 17, 2015 08:39 AM (oo88B)

*points, laughs*

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Subjects: dark humor

on: Ace of Spades • Fri 2015 Mar 27, 10:30am
by: mindful webworker - it's not funny... yes it is...

Mama AJ: "But if HR goes, what will she give as a wedding present?"

phoenixgirl: "condoms"

Good one!

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Subjects: dark humor

on: PoliNation • Wed 2014 Oct 15, 1:57pm
by: A Mindful Webworker

The kids in that supermom poster appear to be playing "9-11."

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Subjects: 2001-9-11, dark humor

on: Ace of Spades • Sat 2014 Oct 11, 11:28am
by: mindful webworker - my eyes! my eyes!

That "pumpkin" pic... so wrong. In so many ways. Mostly by being here.

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Subjects: dark humor

on: Ace of Spades • Wed 2014 Oct 1, 11:19am
by: mindful webworker - panic early, avoid the rush

I see… Ebola-infected illegal immigrants behind those trees. They're everywhere now. Everywhere.

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Subjects: dark humor, disease

on: Ace of Spades • Tue 2014 Aug 26, 12:33pm
by: mindful webworker clicked, dang it,

Insomniac:
OhmydearsweetJesusGodinheavenwhatthehellisthat THING!?

and what is that it's wearing?

♦

Read all… ‖ Subjects: added on 2014 Aug 26
Subjects: dark humor

on: PoliNation • Thu 2014 Jun 26, 4:00pm
by: A Mindful Webworker

YAY! Pete Post! Uhhhhhhhhhh, wait—

Thong Thursday?

[ignore the screaming noise; it's just me]

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Subjects: dark humor

on: Ace of Spades • Sun 2014 Jun 8, 11:15pm
by: mindful webworker - smacking head on door for not looking forward

Saluting Muldoon's recitation of a classic as I head out the door.

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Subjects: dark humor

on: Ace of Spades • Wed 2014 Apr 30, 9:31am
by: mindful webworker - got hemp?

» Maybe God was like," I'm just going to make sure that " cocktail" doesn't work as advertised,,let this scum suffer a bit before I send him to Hell."
Posted by: steevy

Read all… ‖ Subjects: added on 2014 Apr 30
Subjects: dark humor, justice

on: Ace of Spades • Sat 2014 Apr 12, 11:39pm
by: Titanium Mustang

HOLD EVERYTHING!

with both hands.

Has AoS seen this, or did I miss it?

Read all… ‖ Subjects: added on 2014 Apr 12
Subjects: dark humor, politics

on: Ace of Spades • Sat 2014 Apr 12, 8:28am
by: Zombie Roseanne Rosanadanna

When did the Bundys get a ranch? I thought they lived in an apartment. Al doesn't seem like a rancher to me. And Peg as a ranch wife? Yeah, like Zsa Zsa in Green Acres.

Read all… ‖ Subjects: added on 2014 Apr 12
Subjects: dark humor, human right

on: Ace of Spades • Thu 2014 Apr 10, 11:22pm
by: Titanium Mustang

Again?

Should we be concerned about Maet's state of mind?

Is it manic depression, or just his Abstract Period?

Just how long until intervention should be considered?

Read all… ‖ Subjects: added on 2014 Apr 10
Subjects: AoSHQ, dark humor

on: Ace of Spades • Tue 2014 Apr 1, 8:37am
by: The Ghost of April Fools Present

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