dark humor
You guys are good at this! —FenelonSpoke
*snort*
That would make an awesome Twilight Zone episode- "Buried Alive, A Mime's Story"
—Seamus Muldoon, United Mime Workers local #555
We do however observe a moment of silence.
—Seamus Muldoon, United Mime Workers local #555
Heh.
Right before lowering them into the ground in an invisible box.
Posted by: The abused chicken, toaster and couch support group. New England Chapter
Malaysian 777 heading to Beijing.
Who t f wants to blow up a Malaysian Airliner?
Mennonites again, I suppose.
♪Oh, what a beautiful morning!
Oh, what a beautiful day!
Oh, what a beautiful morning!
Everything's going my way! ♪
Morning, Glories!
My nom for thread winner:
"Studies have shown that extracting teeth through the anal cavity causes less bleeding and improves recovery times from oral surgery."
Posted by: Sean Bannion
That moment when you realize.... Another old joke illustrated by the old joker.
"The yoot... was also an aspiring rapper who can no longer perform due to his injury...."
http://tinyurl.com/omxg994
Posted by: Seamus
Whatever happened to the retirement home that Penny P bought for the Obamas in Hawaii? Is Michelle, her mother and her 20 assistants staying to redecorate?
Posted by: Packer Fan
The stupid weather people freaked me out so I went bought unneeded food... -Baldy
I wouldnt worry. The burning times..... they be a comin'.... -fixerupper
polynikes at January 02, 2014 11:11 AM
1997 illustration (quick crude sketch when my drawing hand was injured I think) for that joke:
"I pulled out all my eyelashes trying to generate a tear; and it still didn't work."
Posted by: Captain Hate
-Dr. Ruth Westheimer, diminutive sex therapist extraordinaire
Subjects: Batman, dark humor, David Letterman, parody, sex
"...if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.
...MSNBC doesn't qualify, but their "newspeople" do stand in need of prayer.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Mikhail Kalashnikov was the chief dancer in the Russian Ballet's production of choreographer E. Holder's animated adaptation of Fast & Furious.
My life to do over...
Posted by: mindful webworker
Damn. If I could have one Christmas wish granted, that would be mine too.
Posted by: Insomniac
Caption: "This isn't funny, you guys." : MaxMBJ
It wasn't LOL funny... until I read that caption.
Because it is. Funny.
Foreplay sans ears. That's my motto. -Lady in Black
Added to LiB profile.
What we need is insurance insurance.
Ol' Jack was never the same after they put him back together, but he has plenty of patience when we go fishin.
And fishin's about all we have to do up here in the trailer by the lake.
Thanks ever so much for the image of a dude using another dude's dick to pry a poptart out of a toaster.
Posted by: BCochran1981
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"worse than Mitt Romney twerking"
At first I thought, eww. But on 2nd thought, that's a pretty funny image.
"Conservative says Bitch McConnell and Boner are hiding behind McShitty and Nancy Boy. I say they are not hiding very well."
They should hide behind Chirstie.
Ever see the clown tie balloon animals, sweetie
"I find it difficult to believe that there aren't some sort of signs that people such as these are going to act."
Signs:
1. Afghani
2. Muslim
3. Breathing
History makes it less funny to me. - Merovign
Yeah, it's pretty dark humor. But watching weasels squirm so fitfully has its attractions nonetheless. At the moment, from here and now.
Subjects: alien, asteroid, cancer, chemistry, climate, cosmology, dark humor, dogs, earth, hallucinogens, mind, nostalgia, numbers, ocean, snakes, wooly mammoths
There's something strangely familiar about the voices of the Obama administration. Hmmm.
Subjects: Jay Carney, Hillary Clinton, Eric Holder, Barack Obama, Baghdad Bob, Sgt Schultz (John Bonner), Richard Nixon, parody, dark humor