I see you already got the Hicklegrickle threat, Pete. Surprised you didn't get this one (or did you?):
"If you shoot all the monkeys who will fling all the poo?"
We''ll always have Democrats.
There's some vid of monkeys kidnapping wild puppies and adopting them. The gregariousness of the two species, beyond the symbiotic aspects, definitely reflects the human-canine associations.
" I think you'll need to go to a physical library - but I did find what paper it was in: New York Sun June 3 1894"
I luvz this place!