family
Sigh. Out-of-town Son just texted that he's at court, about to finalize his divorce. Amicable split, expected, but bummer nonetheless.
torquewrench: "Yeah. Sure. Got it. Let me check the Standard Male Instruction Manual right here. Oh! Wait! There isn't such a thing."
Gift for 3yo?
New thread up and over 200 comments. I hope it's okay, then, for me to post this Valentine's Day oddity.
♥
I HAVE often had occasion to remark the fortitude with which women sustain the most overwhelming reverses of fortune.
ThunderB: ...Cant imagine a man creeping up on a step stool to violate a Bison. In the bitter cold.
Never underestimate the drive of the motivated pervert.
Evening, Overnighters!
Which would you consider the more disgusting news item?
#1
NARAL objects to hilarious Doritos Super Bowl ad because it "humanizes" the fetus?
donna: Of course I was only 5 when I married...
Either you're "protecting" your true age... or you married a Muslim.
Speaking of transgender cookies...
What's in a name? Milady ran across a website tonight that mentions, one of the first to do trans-sexual surgery in the USA? Dr. John Money.
Hm. Seem to have had one of those banned AT&T IPs. Let's try that again now...
buzzsaw90: In all of human history, which female has been masturbated to the most times?
FenelonSpoke: ...I am firmly and unapologetically a Christian, but I do think there is something of the holy that unites people of great faith and love and prayer across traditions....
FenelonSpoke: Padre Pio... could apparently bilocate...
Responding policewoman was lactating - incredibly fortuitous! Amen!
Bitter Clinger: ...still following an acknowledge[d] legal procedure...
Bitter Clinger: Marriage requires a license because of the legal entanglement....
Jane D'oh: ...freaking the fuck out... more worried now over the war-torn neighborhood son lives in now, than when he was nearly killed in Afghanistan.
couples who eloped (just the couple at the wedding) were 12.5x more likely to end up divorced
Milady and I have always been exceptional, as opposed to being the rule, I mean.
It changed everything.
Posted by: mindful webworker - get thee behind me! at January 17, 2016 11:39 AM (hgso/)
Thanks for posting that.
It changed everything.
Posted by: mindful webworker
That rings an old, painful bell, but I love the happy ending in your version.
Only up to comment #150, but wanted to post this before the thread wore out / got buried by food or football.
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cthulhu: ...I pray that each member of the family will find their way to the proper point on that spectrum, so their untroubled memories will comfort them in the future -- and that the family sh
Life with family, weekend edition.
Our front door is two doors with six glass panes each.
Read some bunny talking about the sex sessions ol' Hef has. Viagra-fueled, repetitive, despicable.
That woman abusing her husband thing. Has it been around a while? I'm pretty sure I read it before.
Anna Puma at January 02, 2016 11:21 AM
That kind of negates the "my eyes are up here" line, doesn't it?
Father saw a text on his daughter's cell phone from a boy asking her to send a bra pic.
This is how he handled it.
I was going to mention this to you, but I figured you’d catch this one yourself.
Cecil: ...doubtful they'd be aware that it would be more convenient to you if they had distinctive markings.
Grey Fox: If a lioness can grow a mane and deeper-sounding vocal cords by sheer willpower, as the article suggests, then surely transgenders should be able to grow boobies/external genitalia as
I meant "Describes every woman who..."