food
Bitter Clinger: No, Donald?
* rechecks my own message *
Oh, yeah, he's in there, just lost in the crowd.
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I finally finished reading comments in the morning thread. What else we got...?
Holy cow!
* goes looking for bacon *
...Christianity as a subset of Judaism...
The bacon-eating faction.
Nood.
And I'm off to have some real life. And bacon.
Isn't not hiring a hot nanny the plot of Humans? I only saw part of the first episode.
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For some reason, suddenly I want a corn beef on rye sammich.
What I have learned from the Collective Moron Wisdom so far tonight:
If fully nekkid and totally sloshed, bacon is best cooked in the oven.
A comment I couldn't get to in time last night.
Toast with a hole cut in the middle and an egg fried in it, our kids really liked those. We called 'em UFOs.
Good night, Gracies!
Spinach? Okay, a little late on that topic, but how often do I get a hook to hang this 2012 cartoon on?
Happy Birthday, Tammy! (In 10 minutes here)
SciShow:
Do We Have To Give Up Bacon?
Milady has started the bacon, so time for me to whip up the eggs, for our late breakfast.
Catch you all later.
Vic/Sefton 2016!
Barnhardt commented in the ONT!?!
I don't like my blogs overlapping. I want my peas not to touch my potatoes. (Obscure reference from Toys.)
I... I think I've caught up.
Now like the dog chasing the car and catches one, I don't know what to do. Guess I'll talk about...
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Subjects: bacon, climate, family, online communication, print is dead
I don't always link to this when bacon is mentioned...
but when I do...
I embarrass myself.
Chicago: 6 shot and 74 heroin ODs in less than 72 hours.
socalcon: Rice has a 'taste'?
Sure. Butter and salt.
Oh, whew, I'm not the only quinoa consumer here. Sometimes hanging out in the locker room, it's just not good to admit you enjoy quiche, kwim?
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anon a mouse: Is that how one orders that new "quinoa" crap that's showing up on menus?
Words with no English equivalent
kummerspeck
Literally,
grief-bacon
anon a mouse: Who cuts bananas anyway?...
Well, when I tried putting the whole banana on my cereal, it was kind-of awkward to eat.
Ow. Stupid knife couldn't tell the banana from my finger. Stupid, stupid knife didn't know not to cut toward me. Luckily, not serious, no blood. Glad it wasn't one of those stupid guns.
@votermom: I'm out of bacon. It's very sad. Very sad.
Kroger: Kroger sells canned food! No need to do it yourself!
Yeah, here's a food thought. (Long one, sorry.)
Leftover dangling threads
VIA, Paper towels were enough. TrivialPursuer, Had the carton been more full, I could have had a serious bath.
Always a weird feeling to read, read, read, maybe comment a couple times, then suddenly get caught up to the end of the thread... just as everyone has moved on. It's like... something.
Do you suffer from Pajamaboitis? Are your feelings easily hurt by mean words? Your girlfriend hasn't made you a sandwich in months? Not sure which end of the pistol goes where?
Alex: But since there aren't actually that many weird mayo stories, to be honest, I was pretty comfortable with using the superlative in this case.
Something I've always wondered about: You folks who do the "Five Weirdest" or whatever number of whatever, how do you know they're the weirdest?
(notices my hashtag)
What I need right now is some +Aegz and bacon!
But can you eat a steak with the F-35?
@votermom gets right to the meat of the matter.