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Oh I stopped to read the content of the post.
[harmonica]
Oh I stopped to read the content of the post.
[harmonica]
The content was so satisfyin'
♫
Oh, Triggly Puff
Won'cha be muh baby
Oh, Triggly Puff
Be my own
Home, with a rum drink in hand and my sock feet up on the desk.
*clears throat*
Lissen, my chillens, as I relates
The madcap ride of Billy Gates.
Hardly a hacker is now alive
What remembers ol' Windows 95...
They're seen, too often, on the floor,
Just inside the office door,
A truly terrifying type of pesk.
A bubble is a fragile thing.
That wouldn't do at all.
I live inside a sturdy plastic
human hamster ball.
I never thought there'd be a thread where it would be on-topic to post this. Thanks, Ace!
I've become convinced of Intelligent Design!
I'm sure that it's a fact and not a rumor.
Nose-hair is the proof, Inarguable Sign:
Intelligent, with Moron sense of humor.
Howdy, y'all.
All quiet and peaceful on the overnight front tonight, I pray? Read back a ways, and looks good.
Checked in late, just to catch y'all yammering.
Stayed long enough to witness a hammering!
Cookies and ozone smells, sweetly they blend.
My extra hour's up. This is the end.
Free school lunches!
Free college education!
Free public radio!
Free pubic transportation!
Some news is good.
Some news is bad.
Some news is kinda sick.
The news I haz
to wonder 'bout
is where the h is Vic?
The best times lie ahead, some say.
I guess that could be true.
I don't know what the best would be,
But good enough will do.
I finally drag myself awake,
and what's this that I see?
No morning thread, and Vic links
are on the ONT.
My cup is drained
My day is done
I'm up too late
But we had fun
Good night
Good night
to everyone.
♥
One thread to overrule them all
One thread to bind us
One thread til Ace awakes
And in the barrel find us
* gets out of hot tub, shakes like the ol hounddog *
Well, this was refreshing, in an odd sort of way.
Say, I heard there was some sort of athletic contest today. Anybody know anything about that? Possibly cricket or curling.
Headline in the local paper is a ridiculous apples-to-rubber bands comparison...
Americans spent more on legal weed than on Cheetos and Funyuns combined last year
I don't want to get up
I was up late last night
Anyway looks like
No Vic in sight
Po'try is art, right?
*
Not best.
Not worst.
Not last.
But, versed.
-Karma Shave
*
Checking back in.
Hope it's all right
To come back in, only
To tell you good night.
♦
It's time to commute,
shut down the computer,
head back to the roost,
where I will reboot 'er.
-Karma Shave
I like my coffee freshly-ground.
I like my coffee hot.
I dislike when my cup gets cold,
That's why I make a pot.
My favorite cat was wander'ng 'round,
With the most obnoxious mews,
So angry, I'm up and dressed,
And there's not even any Vic News!
--Burma Shove
Quiche has a bad reputation.
I've never been really sure why.
All it is, the kind that I like, is just
bacon, eggs, and cheese pie.
♬
Face-to-Face
In Virtual Space
Raise a toast to
Proprietor Ace
Yestermorn, my rant, annoyed,
Left me a touch paranoid.
So, 'ppreciate that Cloyd Freud
Took my big harangue in stroid.
-Burma Shove
Unreliable Alarm Cat
Yellow kitty walks around,
Mewling turned up to eleven,
Waking me at five a.m.,
When I had him set for seven!
Morning, Glories!
Morning, Glories!
No matter what They say,
Be thankful every day
You were born and got to play.
That may be my whole
contribution for the day.
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