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You can trust us — we're the good guys.
Protecting us from those dangerous Imperial warriors.
The dragons of technology that seek to hoarde all our time.
This time, this combination, we know we've got the winners!
The aliens have taken a once-great American city and installed their Lord Heavyhand to rule it.
The arbitrary dictates under virus panic lockdown are nothing new. Holy Hogwarts!
Subjects: quarantine, Harry Potter, parody, tyranny, Gretchen Whitmer, virus, fear
Because everything about New York says good government
Subjects: Election 2020, Andrew Cuomo, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, parody
You don't want to know where that thing has been - the most election-turning Democrat team-up yet!
Selected groups get special treatment. Extra limits on Christians.
Subjects: Jesus, Ralph Northam, congregation, contagion, epidemic, churches, First Amendment
Jimmy Stewart teaches how to handle the runs in crazy times.
Subjects: toilet paper, quarantine, virus, panic, Jimmy Stewart, It's a Wonderful Life
Less apocalyptic than predicted. Perhaps just an advance scout.
Print editions subscriptions suddenly spike after format change.
Coping with contagion and adapting, calmly.
No tissue, but the bathroom smells nice.
First Amendment, with asterisks, in Virginia. Who ya gonna follow, Jesus or the Governor?
Subjects: Jesus, Ralph Northam, congregation, contagion, epidemic, churches
Please follow the schedule, as all citizens' cooperation is needed in this time of crisis.
Whichever way the wind blows, that's how Oklahoma Spring weather goes.
A Cautionary Biography of another self-destroying 'news' celebrity
If only I had published this when I first came up with it. Alas, now it's too late.
Some people don't think it's a wonderful life until everybody is equally miserable.
Horsefeathers and Balderdash were on a bus. Joe bit whose finger?
Who's the champ? Meme Wars? Still not tired of winning!
Smiling at you - which one did you see first?
Squeeze to hear it wheeze and buttons bulge out
No wonder!
Subjects: November, Thanksgiving, John F Kennedy assassination, pomegranate, zodiac
All the months that start with "O"
When the leaves turn (in the North, anyway)
The end of summer is bittersweet
Subjects: July, zodiac, ice cream, Declaration of Independence, extraterrestrial