We just throw money every which way because what's yours is mine. You cannot stop me. I am already won. Twenty-sixteen all your women in boorkas. All your young boys belong to me.

See? Ben Franklin and I agree, the Constitution just isn't right. Thank me I've got me to tear down this imperialist superpower singlehanded.

The "YouTube did it" meme is out there forever. Nothing else that follows matters. The mob believes it. We will use this to silence our critics.

I redistribute some more champagne to me. Then some more to me. Ace of SPADES! In your face!

Har har har! Is this thing on? WHO CARES? I stand there at the d..d..

You all are so meeean. Leave my sweet Jimmy-boy aloooone.

You peppil so silly. My pipple don't care about any eh eh ehn encomony cept whatev's on they EBT. You are out numb numb numb numbered. My pipple got the voting boxes already stuft.

Thank you Amy Cloggendrain for your uh uh support of the er [turn head left] corpse of my amdistributin.

Re Moby:

Barack Obama is a sputtering kiesterfluke of a misanthropic ... dang, what was that last word? Starts with ffffffffffff-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-u-u-u-u-u-u... no, that wasn't it... was it?

We're so messed up, I'd actually appreciate it if the Gummint would take the blame for our failures and problems. Alas, not being an Obama-contributing Green Business, that seems unlikely.

Best case, treaties would be tied up in courts for ages. Legally absurd they could trump the Constitution, of course.

I struggled for much longer than the 13 second video deserved, but I could not get it to work. Maybe later. Meanwhile, here's the audio, much less impressive. Siiigh.