As someone on Ace said, sorry AARP: You own Obamacare.

"What that means is it’s OK to go ahead and have sex with men, just as long as you ‘get with the program’ and marry a woman, somebody no straight guy would want to marry."

Of course, there might be certain tells.

"Sneering displeasure and/or self-pity"

Re: the long list of BHO's "tells" — I've seen commenters say they'd really like to play poker with him!

This is a parody take on Leave Brittany Spears Alone, doncha know. This one is hilarious but truly painful to watch. My (over-30) daughter begged me to turn the sound down part way through.

Seconding Granny Jan (and kitteh's) sentiments!

Has he had a nose job? Looks pretty much just like FMD's to me.

Well, by coincidence, just a couple of days ago here at home, we were talking about O's drug use on the golf course, and other opportunities for both hanky and panky.

Did I say Chrissy's infographics were too info v graphic the other day? Here, Chrissy's infographic tells the story at a glance. Grand slam!

http://bit.ly/Sn5WM3

Hmmmm.

Decades back, when "backwards masking" was "discovered" in Stairway to Heaven, when only by ruining our phonograph needles could we find out how Paul McCartney died (hint: in a car crash), my brother and I did some recordings where we'd sing something forwards, play it backwards, learn the whole backwards version phonetically, record it that way, and play it back. The weird thing was, often, the words sounded fine, the voices were just a little bit off on the attack/decay ends. Kind of a bust of an experiment, but fun, especially the bizarre constructions we wrote down as the backwards "words."

I absolutely do not buy into backmasks. It's all aural pareidolia. But, while looking for O saying "Yes we can," I ran across this video, and so I pass it along, but just for fun.
http://youtu.be/jqALdkTArqs