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Ted Cruz

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on: Ace of Spades • Wed 2014 Apr 23, 9:49pm
by: mindful webworker is inside your computer

Hey, um, O/T, but we're in the 400s right? Hi.

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Subjects: liberty, Oklahoma, Sarah Palin, Ted Cruz, Tulsa, TW Shannon

on: Ace of Spades • Thu 2014 Mar 6, 7:53am
by: mindful webworker the idiot

"But Palin has been destroyed. She could discover the cure for cancer tomorrow and we'd still only being seeing viral clips from Tina Fey's SNL sketches.
—Dr. Shatterhand

Read all… ‖ Subjects: added on 2014 Mar 6
Subjects: LaughingStock Media, Sarah Palin, Ted Cruz

on: Ace of Spades • Fri 2014 Feb 14, 6:51am
by: mindful webworker with coffee at last!

"Bob Corker (RINO-TN) (ACU 95/82) accuses Cruz of holding up the debt limit sellout vote to line campaign"

a) "It's what I would've done!" think the projectionists.

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Subjects: Progressives Playbook, Ted Cruz

on: Ace of Spades • Wed 2014 Feb 5, 6:50am
by: mindful webworker, 2013 Sockpuppeteer #10

"...Cruz dined with McCain at the posh Capital Grille steakhouse. He cracked jokes with Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) at last week's State of the Union.

Read all… ‖ Subjects: added on 2014 Feb 5
Subjects: GOP, RINOs, Ted Cruz

Visit Beautiful, Exotic North Korea!

Sources: JewishNewsOne, ReasonTV, thecccpac, PajamasMedia

Video by Others added on 2013 Nov 27
Subjects: Big Nanny, business, education, family, Hanukkah, North Korea, patriotism, satire, Ted Cruz, Trifecta

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Radically Inclined Offsite Comments Highlights 2013 Oct

So that no one has to mine the heap of offsite comments for the nuggets, these were panned out of the stream for October 2013, brushed off and polished up as needed before being set here.

Text added on 2013 Oct 31
Subjects: AoSHQ, border security, Daylight Saving Time, freedom of information, Impeach Obama, LaughingStock Media, liberty, Obamacare, Oklahoma, politics, proper province of government, Ronald Reagan, socialism, sunrise, Ted Cruz, US Marines

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on: Ace of Spades • Thu 2013 Oct 24, 12:02pm
by: Journoleasts 'B' We

Style update reminder: Ted Cruz is the new GW Bush.

Read all… ‖ Subjects: added on 2013 Oct 24
Subjects: George W Bush, Ted Cruz

on: Ace of Spades • Wed 2013 Oct 23, 1:36pm
by: Ted "Bruiser" Cruz

I want to apologize to Nigeria for saying that the Obamacare was like a Nigerian Scam, which it is, but what I meant to say was, the Obama administration is like the Somali Pirates!

Read all… ‖ Subjects: added on 2013 Oct 23
Subjects: Obamacare, pirates, Ted Cruz

on: Ace of Spades • Fri 2013 Oct 11, 11:08pm
by: mindful webworker - choose true blue

The Mrs says, 'I just figured out Paul Ryan. He's from Wisconsin. And the industrialized part. ... Unions!'

Read all… ‖ Subjects: added on 2013 Oct 11
Subjects: Jim Bridenstine, Paul Ryan, Republicans, Ted Cruz

on: Ace of Spades • Fri 2013 Oct 4, 11:58am
by: mindful webworker - choose

"Boehner has begun playing politics as game of Calvinball, in which Republicans invent new rules on the fly..."

Boehner? No. Cruz, yeah.

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Subjects: Calvin, John Boehner, Republicans, Ted Cruz

on: Ace of Spades • Wed 2013 Oct 2, 4:00pm
by: mindful webworker - choose

How much do you want to bet that she'll be listed as "presumed dead" soon and listed as the first casualty of the #HarryReidsshutdown? - Brandon In Baton Rouge+

Cruz-ized for you

Read all… ‖ Subjects: added on 2013 Oct 2
Subjects: Obamacare, Ted Cruz

#HarryReidsShutdown

Sources: WashingtonFreeBeacon, JimmyKimmelLive, sl3R8la9fJftaV3C-9wfwA, debtlimitusa, frithiof100, GOPICYMI, ReasonTV, johnboehner, passcodecreative, WildBillForAmerica, Whateverhappentocomm, PajamasMedia, illuminatitv, JewishNewsOne, AssociatedPress, quaker34667

Video by Others added on 2013 Oct 2
Subjects: economy, Harry Reid, Impeach Obama, Obamacare, Sarah Palin, Ted Cruz, terrorism

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on: Ace of Spades • Fri 2013 Sep 27, 12:05am
by: I love mrs mindful webworker

The brilliant and amazing Mrs just told me she just signed the petition at dontfundobamacare.com. She said she heard Cruz on Levin tonight and Levin said let's make it an official surge.

Read all… ‖ Subjects: added on 2013 Sep 27
Subjects: Mark Levin, Obamacare, Ted Cruz

on: Ace of Spades • Thu 2013 Sep 26, 6:48pm
by: mindful webworker - cute as an attic full of baby spiders

I'm not sure unless the "walloping" consisted of cutesy animal photos designed to sell Obamacare. -FenelonSpoke
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Subjects: politics, Ted Cruz

on: Ace of Spades • Thu 2013 Sep 26, 8:06am
by: The Far, Far Left

"Senators flooded with calls after historic Cruz speech..."

Just think of the influence he could've had if he'd not been a joke but syrias you guys like Wendy Davis.

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Subjects: Ted Cruz

on: Ace of Spades • Sat 2013 Sep 21, 8:29am
by: mindful webworker & the fruit of random chance

In the alternate universe where the bomb went off over NC, Sarah Palin (Western Party) is President. Ted Cruz is Supreme Court Justice. Nobody named Bush or Carter or Clinton was ever President.

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Subjects: Abe Vigoda, alternative history, Sarah Palin, Ted Cruz

on: Ace of Spades • Mon 2013 Sep 16, 8:05am
by: mindful webworker for Congress 1984

basically not a legislator in the normal sense, doesn't have an idea that he's going to Congress to create coalitions suck up, make alliances sell out, and he is going to pass a lot o

Read all… ‖ Subjects: added on 2013 Sep 16
Subjects: Ted Cruz

Scandalpalooza Continues Full Force

Video by Others added on 2013 Jun 6
Subjects: Allen West, Benghazi, Big Brother, Chris Christie, climate, Eric Holder, history, honor, Maxine Waters, Normandy, Ted Cruz, Trey Gowdy

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Easter Egg Rickroll

Sources: nrcccommunications, jackohoft, BirtherReportDotCom, karlushanka, SenTedCruz, SenatorRandPaul

Video by Others added on 2013 May 24
Subjects: IRS, Rand Paul, satire, Ted Cruz

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on: Ace of Spades • Sat 2013 May 4, 9:33am
by: mindful webworker being too lazy to boldface.

Cruz wants to debate Biden on how we fight crime??? Can he upgrade that to HOW WE OPPOSE TYRANTS?!? You know, that right casually referred to in the Bill of?

Read all… ‖ Subjects: added on 2013 May 4
Subjects: Ted Cruz