Why do you suppose the Obama campaign has subscribed to the twitter feed for I Like, um, upper-torso lady parts

Help! I'm stuck in the ONT thread and can't get out!

Just a drive-by comment. Says here in my newsfeed I'm 187 Ace of Spades posts behind. It's been much longer. I miss the place. The smell of cigar smoke. The sandwich crusts in the couch.

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When our first was born, this is just what we did. Of course, we had a weekly diaper service that came to our door, took a bag of smelly away, and left us a bag of clean. Wouldn't've wanted to be that truck driver in a summer heat wave like now, but it was great!

My only trepidation with the plan was fasteners, knowing dutiful Dad would surely be poking my babies with the saftety pins. Modren Science to the Rescue! Velcro-closer diaper covers! Had to wash those, occasionally, when there was an over-the-top problem, but mostly it was far easier than lugging home a box of huggies. Plus, when the kid learns to stand there, unfasten the closers, let the diaper drop, and pee on it, it's a sign it's potty-training time!

Disposables are probably more biodegradable now, but initially they were not real enviro-friendly. Having an even-better alternative (and as a gift from Gramma as well), we had good little green glows inside about it.

Then we had twins. We tried the diaper service thing at first, but pretty soon we decided, parents of multiples get a pass on the whole green thing. Disposables all the rest of the way!

“So far, no arrests have been made.” I ‘spect this Dad, catching the sicko in the act, has got total “heat of the moment” justification going for him. He faces a grand jury. He should get a medal.

What that little girl will have to bear cannot be assuaged by knowing that Daddy himself delivered immediate and ultimate justice, but in coming years, may that knowledge bring some comfort to her.

Decades back, I read a great retort about alleged linguistic sexism, a woman who said she had no problem at all being called the chairman of the board! Heh.

Says here I haven't been keeping up on my Ace for a month now. What's been hap? How's everybody's health? Did Hummingbird and Stuck elope? Is SMOD still on schedule?

466 ... accidentally stepping onto the stomach of my pregnant mother. ... the day my little brother arrived. ...
Posted by: george lucas's neck-pouch

That's no bunny toe! Sheesh! Hef himself ordered those stiff plastic shields that they had to wear down there. That's a well-known fact that I just entered in Wikipedia.

Have a Slappy Flappy Snappy Cra... uh.. Happy Birthday to Zilla!

Love, attention, care, and highest expectations can't be beat.

Male (checking in shorts), check.