sleep
"Cats woke me up at 5am, even though they were camped all around me keeping me pinned under the covers." : Anna Puma
Hahaha. Aren't they great!
I was reading around the 700s when the cell lost my place and I was suddenly at the bottom. Reading these words of immortal wisdom has not re-induced sleep as I had hoped, so I started the coffee.
So, yesterday, Mrs came home in the afternoon to discover the electricity had evidently been off for a while.
She reset the clocks... except the coffeemaker.
I awoke from sleep with a compulsion to relay this to the horde on board...
Lapdances are free in Lapland.
I have no idea why.
Also, weirdly, I smell apple pie.
My brain said No! No! I want more sleep!
My body wouldn't listen.
So I'm stuck wit youse guyses. Or you with me. Something.
My body decides it's time to rise before my mind does.
Gotta visit Morpheus.
I leave you with the best grooming tool this old body has, thankful it's rarely needed: nose. hair. clipper. Something you young'n's can look forward to!
Slappy - thanks. Peaches - um.. uh.. thanks.
Now having my existence validated by text-based voices from my computer screen, I will sleep the sleep of the just.
I've got just one word for those with slits in their mattresses:
Spiders.
How did the Mrs & me make it through almost four decades together without that mattress with the slits in it? How did we ever cuddle, or snuggle, or, um, sleep?
browsed 1st 100 comments & the last ... buncha. Did I miss much in between? because I don thnkk I cn stsu awk zzzzzzzzzzzz uh those micronaps are great!
Now I get to leave my nice big screen and fat net connection and crawl back into my cell and the drifting IPs that keep me out of the top 10s, so there's that.
If I don't hurry home, set the coffee maker, get in bed, and get to sleep, I'll never get First on the morning thread. So...
a) what?
b) g'nite Gracies.
ooooohhhh.... youse guyses is no fun anymore.
Looks like it's past somebody's bedtime.
Also mine.
zzzzz
Subjects: airplane, architecture, beavers, cats, dogs, numbers, sleep, solar system
First thing this morning, had to check the ONT, 'cause I peeked in late & briefly, and thought I saw the return of Stuck on Stupid.
Subjects: cats, cells, chemistry, cosmology, dark matter, education, energy, mind, numbers, parallel universes, puzzle, robot, science, sleep, space exploration
I.:. I... YAWN! never mind. lov 1 nother
day ran late
took me with it
so late so tired
couldn't get to comments
had to rad post
good postgood night gracies
Subjects: Batman, cats, cheetah, dogs, homosexuality, hummingbird, numbers, pandas, robot, self-contemplation, sleep, social media, transport, women
That sleepy doggies vid is just not up to AoS standards. (Yawn!) Need Ukranian Parkour Dog again. (Yaaawwwnnn...) urgle glurg zzzzzzzzzz
toenailed testes... oof! I've learned to scoot my feet 'way over to my side of the bed when Mrs Scissortoes Webworker gets in bed. Now I'll make sure to move other vital parts as well.
Good evening. I've been looking through the ONT, and nothing inspired me to say anything. And I would find my eyes would close, then open, and several messages had scrolled by.
Think I'll go take a little seven-hour nap. Hate to leave before there's boobehs, but what can ya do?
Good night, gracies.
I told everybody not to say anything interesting until I got back.
Just read the whole thread.
Thanks for complying.
snirk
Hold on. I've gotta go home to bed. Don't anybody say anything interesting until I get back in the morning.
This thread! It's so shiny and new! Less than 100 comments! I must leave my carbon footprint upon it. PRE-100st!
Now I can go off to bed and sleep peacefully.