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"Cats woke me up at 5am, even though they were camped all around me keeping me pinned under the covers." : Anna Puma

Hahaha. Aren't they great!

Read all… Subjects: added on 2014 Jan 7
Subjects: cats, sleep

I was reading around the 700s when the cell lost my place and I was suddenly at the bottom. Reading these words of immortal wisdom has not re-induced sleep as I had hoped, so I started the coffee.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Nov 21
Subjects: AoSHQ, coffee, discussion, sleep

So, yesterday, Mrs came home in the afternoon to discover the electricity had evidently been off for a while.

She reset the clocks... except the coffeemaker.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Nov 7
Subjects: coffee, sleep, timekeeping

I awoke from sleep with a compulsion to relay this to the horde on board...

Lapdances are free in Lapland.

I have no idea why.

Also, weirdly, I smell apple pie.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Oct 21
Subjects: apples, sleep

My brain said No! No! I want more sleep!

My body wouldn't listen.

So I'm stuck wit youse guyses. Or you with me. Something.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Oct 9
Subjects: cats, coffee, sleep

My body decides it's time to rise before my mind does.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Sep 23
Subjects: cows, Daylight Saving Time, pet, sleep

Gotta visit Morpheus.

I leave you with the best grooming tool this old body has, thankful it's rarely needed: nose. hair. clipper. Something you young'n's can look forward to!

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Sep 10
Subjects: hair, sleep

Slappy - thanks. Peaches - um.. uh.. thanks.

Now having my existence validated by text-based voices from my computer screen, I will sleep the sleep of the just.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Sep 4
Subjects: acid, self-awareness, sleep

I've got just one word for those with slits in their mattresses:

Spiders.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Aug 29
Subjects: sleep, spiders

How did the Mrs & me make it through almost four decades together without that mattress with the slits in it? How did we ever cuddle, or snuggle, or, um, sleep?

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Aug 29
Subjects: romance, sleep

browsed 1st 100 comments & the last ... buncha. Did I miss much in between? because I don thnkk I cn stsu awk zzzzzzzzzzzz uh those micronaps are great!

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Jun 5
Subjects: sleep

Now I get to leave my nice big screen and fat net connection and crawl back into my cell and the drifting IPs that keep me out of the top 10s, so there's that.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Apr 30
Subjects: sleep

If I don't hurry home, set the coffee maker, get in bed, and get to sleep, I'll never get First on the morning thread. So...

a) what?

b) g'nite Gracies.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Apr 27
Subjects: sleep

ooooohhhh.... youse guyses is no fun anymore.

Looks like it's past somebody's bedtime.

Also mine.

zzzzz

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Apr 20
Subjects: sleep

First thing this morning, had to check the ONT, 'cause I peeked in late & briefly, and thought I saw the return of Stuck on Stupid.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Apr 15
Subjects: sleep

I.:. I... YAWN! never mind. lov 1 nother

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Apr 1
Subjects: sleep

day ran late
took me with it
so late so tired
couldn't get to comments
had to rad post
good postgood night gracies

Read all… Subjects: added on 2013 Mar 29
Subjects: sleep
Asleep Sitting Up
Doodles
He'll be better after his nap.
Illustration added on 2012 Dec 5
Subjects: face, man, sleep

That sleepy doggies vid is just not up to AoS standards. (Yawn!) Need Ukranian Parkour Dog again. (Yaaawwwnnn...) urgle glurg zzzzzzzzzz

Read all… Subjects: added on 2012 Aug 17
Subjects: AoSHQ, sleep

toenailed testes... oof! I've learned to scoot my feet 'way over to my side of the bed when Mrs Scissortoes Webworker gets in bed. Now I'll make sure to move other vital parts as well.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2012 Apr 29
Subjects: sleep

Good evening. I've been looking through the ONT, and nothing inspired me to say anything. And I would find my eyes would close, then open, and several messages had scrolled by.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2012 Apr 23
Subjects: nonsense, sleep

Think I'll go take a little seven-hour nap. Hate to leave before there's boobehs, but what can ya do?

Good night, gracies.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2012 Apr 17
Subjects: aloha, sleep

I told everybody not to say anything interesting until I got back.

Just read the whole thread.

Thanks for complying.

snirk

Read all… Subjects: added on 2012 Mar 24
Subjects: blogs, nonsense, sleep

Hold on. I've gotta go home to bed. Don't anybody say anything interesting until I get back in the morning.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2012 Mar 23
Subjects: blogs, nonsense, sleep

This thread! It's so shiny and new! Less than 100 comments! I must leave my carbon footprint upon it. PRE-100st!

Now I can go off to bed and sleep peacefully.

Read all… Subjects: added on 2012 Mar 22
Subjects: AoSHQ, sleep
The Art of

Not looking very comfortable

Illustration added on 1997 Apr 5
Subjects: portrait, sleep
Woman sleeping on her stomach
Doodles
Not looking very comfortable
Illustration added on 1997 Apr 5
Subjects: portrait, sleep

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