alcohol
Well, finally, pets are fed, got a cup of coffee, a shot of fine liquor, and a hookah full of Afghani hashish.* Guess I'm ready to read the news.
*(say wtf? click nic for toon)
Good evening. What am I doing here? Has my life really come to this?
More importantly, which moron was this? (h/t Drudge)
Back when they let me have tequila, I liked that Cuervo Conmemorativo. But there was one above that, Añejo? that transcended tequila harshness and approached good sippin' liquor.
"Shouldn't it be Dos Equis or Corona to keep the theme strong?" -OSP
I believe Carta Blanca or Tecate will do as well.
Appropriate chaser for tequila? -BCochran1981
Beer.
Then more tequila.
Repeat until enlightenment.
greetins cretins - pausing while the pizzas are prepped to check on the horde.
Original Coke + rum: alcohol, cocaine, caffeine, and sugar. Something from each of the four major food groups!
Subjects: alcohol, chemistry, cosmology, earth, history, Life, parallel universes, science
Congrats, Vic. Now that you're 21, it's time you learned about the dangers of alcohol poisoning....
Subjects: alcohol, asteroid, economics, gun rights, Marco Rubio, marijuana, Milton Friedman, prohibition, self-defense, Tea Party, Trifecta, trolls
" I'm assuming they are likewise going after Miller and Bud and Jack Daniels for all alcohol related deaths, right?"
Oh, Mama, watch out. Don't give them ideas.
Subjects: alcohol, asteroid, Cleopatra, education, family, Forever Alone, fruit, healing, irony, moon, perception, William Shakespeare
Subjects: alcohol, angels, Barack Obama, Benghazi, family, Greg Gutfeld, gun rights, Hillary Clinton, John Edwards, Judge Jeanine Pirro, legalization, love, US President, Whole Foods, Woodstock
Subjects: alcohol, Benghazi, Big Nanny, cats, China, Christianity, Colorado, devil, Dianne Feinstein, Election 2016, energy, evil, fail, family, film, Frank Zappa, Greg Gutfeld, gun rights, Hillary Clinton, Israel, Janet Reno, Libertarians, Mitt Romney, school, Susan Rice, Tea Party, Texas, Trifecta, tyranny, US military, US President, Victoria Jackson
Subjects: alcohol, animals, Asteroid Toutatis, Chicago, China, Christmas, Colorado, cosmology, echidna, Egypt, family, George Zimmerman, Hobbits, humor, Israel, Jesse Jackson, justice, Mars, Mayan, moon landing, Obamacare, robot, science, Sharia, Susan Rice, Syria, Tau v Pi, Trifecta, US Senate
Subjects: aberrant psychosis, accident, airplane, alcohol, automobile, Bartlesville, bicycle, Bill Clinton, birth certificate, Breitbart Lives, Chris Christie, Communism, Dale Evans, disastrophe, Donald Trump, economy, Election 2012, fail, gangs, George W Bush, Hillary Clinton, Impeach Obama, Israel, Joe Biden, John Boehner, Kansas, LaughingStock Media, marijuana, Michelle Obama, Mitt Romney, Mullendore Murder, music video, Newt Gingrich, Obama ate dog, Obamacare, Oklahoma, parody, Paul Ryan, politics, prohibition, proper province of government, racism, rail, Ron Paul, Roy Rogers, Rush Limbaugh, SCoaMF, superheroes and supervillains, Supreme Court of the United States, tax, tornadoes, US Senate, US Vice-President, weather, Woolaroc
Multi-B complex, preferably with C in it before. Definitely. Definitely. B-50 to -100 (milligrams). Take with some food, preferably some protein. And water.
Unwind a wire coat hanger and use the pigtail end as a corkscrew.
Close relationship and alcohol.
Preparing for a long session in the office.
Do I walk that straight line or snort it?
A healthy jolt to the system.